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i couldn’t sleep yesterday but i had a nice thought

you know how stars had to explode for the earth and, well, everything to exist, including human beings. and last night i kept wondering how a body can produce so much heat, i’m like a furnace, and then i had one of those half-asleep thoughts: of course. i am made of stars. i’m a small sun. all of us are small suns with small planets and smaller satellites. 

and that was nice.

Filed under science is magic words words words teclita shut up night blogging insomnia i fell asleep at like 10 am woke up at 5pm we are such stuff as dreams are made of be noble for you are made of stars

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sunburnkidsandsadpricks:

loveyourchaos:

phoenix-falls:

queereyes-queerminds:

lostruth:

Power Structure of Oppression

Yes. Yes. YES. 

I’m just gonna leave this here, in case anyone thought their fee fees were more important than systematic oppression 

I will honestly reblog this every time it comes across my dash. It is so important. 

Yes, this is essential. People don’t realized how the littlest thing can affect the way we live.

sunburnkidsandsadpricks:

loveyourchaos:

phoenix-falls:

queereyes-queerminds:

lostruth:

Power Structure of Oppression

Yes. Yes. YES. 

I’m just gonna leave this here, in case anyone thought their fee fees were more important than systematic oppression 

I will honestly reblog this every time it comes across my dash. It is so important. 

Yes, this is essential. People don’t realized how the littlest thing can affect the way we live.

(Source: coraxon, via maniacbakery)

Filed under oppresion politics

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Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

astolat:

leupagus:

judgebunnie:

meladoodle:

pyreo:

this is not necessarily tru as the raptors may have been talking about a man

statistically speaking i’m bound to have a couple raptor followers. can any of you guys confirm this?

Also neither raptors were named characters; so it doesn’t matter if they were talking about dudes or not.

Untrue; one was named “Clever Girl,” and in the kitchen scene you clearly hear her calling to her companion, named (please excuse my approximation as Raptor is not my first language) “GNAUGH GNAUGH GNAUGH.”

Also I don’t think it counts as not-Bechdel if they were talking about strategy for hunting down and eating the dudes? 

(Source: bubblenoma, via luchia13)

Filed under jurassic park bechdel test queue

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Favor, no pisar el pasto

UCHILE:
“El pasto lo inventamos nosotros.”
USACH:
“No pisíh el pasto, hueón oh!”
PUC:
“Por el amor de dios, no pisen el pasto.”
UGaM:
“Saca la Cherooke del césped, pos natito.”
UDD:
“Please, don’t walk on the grass.”
UFSM:
“Favor no pisar el pasto artificial.”
UFRO:
“Favor no comerse el pasto.”
UMCE:
“Favor no fumarse el pasto.”
UV:
“El rector se robo el pasto.”
UDEC:
“No pisar el Cynodon dactylon.”
PUCV:
“Estudiantes de Derecho solamente pueden pisar el pasto.”
UDLA:
“Nhóóó phííízhááár éééhl pháááztóóóh”
UNAB:
“Si usted pisó el pasto favor cancelar en caja, gracias.”
UBIOBIO:
“Saca la chala de la yerba.”
UAUSTRAL:
“Por favor no hacer desaparecer a nadie en el pasto.”
UPLA:
“Favor de no fabricar explosivos en el pasto.”
UARCIS:
“¡Compañero, no pise el pasto combativo!”
UMAG:
“No patinar en el pasto.”
UTA:
“No pisar el pasto chileno, sí el peruano.”
UTAL y UCM:
“Oiga, gancho, saque las vacas del pasto, poh eñor”
INACAP:
“¡Saca las tillas del pasto, cochino culiao!”
DUOC:
“ ¿Por Favor Puedes Retirar Tu Pie Del Forraje?”
USS:
... (no hay pasto) ...

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