May 2012
katyisimmoral:
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie.
“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv...
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the three that died in the yellow of autumn grass:... →
hotelsongs:
I’ll disclaim this as such: I never had feelings about Robb, or Jeyne, or Robb/Jeyne—meaning, no antipathy, and came into the show with nothing but endless curiosity as to how it’d be treated, because the show shedding light on underdeveloped characters can lead to some pretty…
lucanias:
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
#no lie i was watching it like spider man and the ff must be trapped in the negative zone and the x-men are busy being oppressed
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It's a bitter pill I swallow here.: You know how... →
crackdkettle:
Well now I have this whole head!canon where Natasha becomes super protective of Jane, and Jane is just like, “Wheeee!! Yay science! Possible scientific breakthroughs »»» my life!” and Natasha and Thor are always running after her all, “No, Jane! Driving straight into tornados…
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Tacha todo lo que ya hiciste →
Tomar cerveza
Estar borracho
Tocar una arma real
Drogarte
Escribir una pared del baño
Haber tenido relaciones sexuales
Haber tenido novio
Pelearse con alguien fisicamente
Haber usado Twitter
Escuchar a Lady Gaga
Haber estado en un choque
Ser suspendido
Ser expulsado
Tener un virus en la compu
Ser alergico a algo
Tener un perro
Tener un gato
Estar embarazada
Acampar
Nadar en el...
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manfiction:
if you ship bruce banner/tony stark you should call it rage against the machine
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12 Times We Fell In Love With A Psychopath…... →
wholia87:
MOST PERFECT THING EVER IN THE UNIVERSE.
“SHE DOESN’T MIND OUR VAGINAS, YOU GUYS. IT COULD HAPPEN.”
I… can’t… breath. This is hilarious. And perfect. And true. Oh, Alice. What have you done to us, adorable little psycho.
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via barackobama)
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What do the people know you as, hero? →
kecky:
yoccu:
fraymotif:
wecansexy:
poppysaide:
charlesherbertbest:
dilettantefreckles:
repository-of-lost-things:
Marion, The Dragon Paladin.
Jude, the Rune Rogue.
Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.
Sol, The Soul Wizard.
shelby, The Noble Ghost.
omg
Elena, The Dragon Bard.
oh goodness
elly, the Omniscient Sorcerer
legit
Kecky, The Apocalypse Cannibal
wait WHAT
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For the confused among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
Tumblr: A3ruI#$uo13urq8o3U#$QRJFAKELFJQEjfkasdjfklqjRJ#@J@#KLJ$JFSGDDFJFIdSFI45jkjr!!!!!!1111
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aang: hi Korra I need a favor, let me take over for a minute
korra: ok?
aang: thanks
aang (as korra): ok let's do this
white lotus: Korra, we need to--
aang (as korra): korra isn't here
white lotus: what--
aang (as korra): THIS IS AANG
aang (as korra): AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU OFF SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOU'LL BE ASHAMED OF THE PANTS YOUR WEARING
white lotus:
aang (as korra): WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE NEXT AVATAR SAFE AND WHAT DID YOU DO???? YOU LOCK HER UP IN A COMPOUND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE FOR ALMOST 17 YEARS!!!! HOW THE FUCK IS SHE GOING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO
white lotus: we--
aang (as korra): SHUT UP I AM NOT DONE TALKING DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO MAKE LONG DISTANCE CALLS FROM THE SPIRIT WORLD
aang (as korra): THE GIRL DIDN'T HAVE A FRIEND HER AGE IN THE WORLD AND I HAD TO FREAKING GET A POLAR BEAR DOG TO BE HER FRIEND. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD TO IS TO BARGAIN WITH POLAR BEAR DOGS? THEY BITE AT YOU WHEN THEY SAY HI. EVEN IN SPIRIT FORM
white lotus:
aang (as korra): OOOOH IF I WASN'T A PACIFIST I WOULD KICK YOU PEOPLE SO HARD RIGHT NOW YOUR ANCESTORS WOULD FEEL IT
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→ doctor who mini episode to air next week! →
burnupasun:
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