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Reblog with your Victorian self.

jokerful:

kazy-necrus:

z-raid:

atrikonna:

freakxwannaxbe:

strawberrydaydreams:

kaerfaip:

sassy-gay-karkat:

Make your Victorian doll.

i really like the colour black

aquamarine YEEEY

but my hair is not too long D:

yeee

i like butterflies .3.

Like a madam.

I like black and purple a lot.

yup.

If only they had a bald option for the hair… :T



I’m in love with that umbrella.

Filed under I WISH I looked like that haha wait victorian I was thinking steampunk but well hahaha

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Hello Universe; Namaste: Criminal Minds;

Which Criminal Minds character are you?


[] Your friends/family think you overwork yourself.
[] You are generally always serious.
[] Your job/work is your life.
[] Your belief in justice keeps you going.
[] It is rare to see you smile.
[] You prefer the role of leader.
[x] You’ve lost someone you deeply love.
[x] You want to save everyone.
[] You always find a reason to smile.
[?] You initially come off as daunting, but have a good soul.

Aaron Hotchner 2.5/10


[] You’re pretty and tough.
[x] Your hardest work is behind the scenes.
[x] You understand people, and pick up on their emotions.
[] You’re afraid of getting hurt, and hurting others.
[] You have a piece of jewelery you wear sacredly.
[] You grew up in a small town.
[] You work tirelessly and you’re driven.
[] You work well with others.
[] You’re a good public speaker.
[] You’ve had a suicide hit close to home.

J.J 2/10


[] You hate politics.
[x] You did anything to fit in as a kid/teen.
[x] You can speak more than one language.
[x] You’ve always been something of an outcast.
[] Your friends are your family.
[] You have a cat.
[] You’ve lied about who you are.
[x] You’re willing to risk your neck for anyone in trouble.
[] People don’t know that much about you/your past.
[?] You have a crappy love life.

Emily Prentiss 4.5/10


[?] You’re smooth with the other gender.
[x] It takes a lot for you to trust someone.
[x] You have conflicting faith.
[] You’re physically fit.
[x] Your friends come to you for help.
[x] You had a rough time growing up.
[] You always put others before yourself.
[x] You listen to your music to wind down.
[x] You need to be in control.
[x] You have a friend you love to tease.

Derek Morgan 7.5/10


[] Your handwriting is messy.
[x] You weren’t good socially as a kid/teen.
[x] People think you are abnormally smart/talented.
[] You dress in a geeky fashion.
[] You refuse to give up on a task.
[x] You were teased as a kid/teen.
[x] You’re pretty tall.
[x] You like star wars/trek.
[] You have a bad relationship with your father.
[x] You drink A LOT of coffee and/or tea.

Spencer Reid 6/10


[] You put your heart into your work.
[x] You have a deep understanding of people.
[] You are very good at chess.
[x] You tend to stray from reality when in deep thought.
[x] You like birds and/or trains.
[] You feel responsible for the death around you.
[] Your intelligence plagues you.
[x] You need time alone to think.
[x] You get along with people, but you aren’t really social.
[] You always count your blessings.

Jason Gideon 5/10


[x] You enjoy a drink now and again.
[x] You write.
[x] People look up to you.
[x] You’re the older one in your group of friends/family.
[x] You believe people choose what they are capable of.
[x] You have something to prove to yourself.
[?] You’ve had a bunch of failed relationships, but are still in the game.
[x] You ultimately feel you’re in this alone, and that doesn’t phase you.
[x] You can always make someone smile.
[x] It pains you to see others make your past mistakes.

David Rossi 9.5/10 what


[] You lost your parents.
[x] You love your technology.
[?] You’re bubbly and sweet.
[] You have your own unique fashion.
[] You try to believe in the good in everyone.
[x] You love to flirt and play with your friends.
[x] You have someone cuddly and close.
[] You hate horror films and gore
[] You’re an optimist.
[] You paint your world in your colors, shyness is a foreign word to you.

Penelope Garcia 3.5/10


Well. I’d like to say this is surprising, but not really, hahaha. I’m Rossi!

(via bjagg-deactivated20130518)

Filed under criminal minds meme I don't care about italian shoes but I'll admit to being an arrogant bastard sometimes well lots of times all the time even

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(I’m a bank teller. I have just politely told a customer I could not cash his friend’s check without his friend present.)

Customer: “This is ridiculous! Why would I lie? This is a good check.”

Me: “Unfortunately, I can only give the money to the person whose name is on the check. It’s nothing personal. It’s just a bank regulation to protect against fraud.”

Customer: “Oh, I get it. All this 9/11 crap, huh?”

Me: “Ha, yeah.”

Customer: “You know, people say that those terrorists want to kill Americans because we have gay people here, but that’s not true.”

Me: “Oh, yeah?”

Customer: “Yeah, we should be blaming heterosexual people. They’re the ones giving birth to those d*** terrorists!”

Me: *speechless*

Customer: “Well, have a good day. Try to become a lesbian…for America’s sake!”

 A Gay A Day Keeps The Terror Away, NotAlwaysRight.com (via lgbtlaughs)

Filed under WELL HAVE A GOOD DAY AND TRY TO BECOME A LESBIAN FOR AMERICA'S SAKE